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A Trip to the Tate Britain

This Easter weekend Mr Osbiston’s family came to stay with us, which is always loads of fun. We were expecting really good weather on Sunday and so we planned to visit Kew Garden to see all the lovely spring flowers… but then it poured and we had to quickly come up with a new plan. That’s where a trip to The Tate Britain, which houses 500 years of British art came in.

I really enjoy art but I find it hard to take anything seriously, which is how I ended up photographing in inappropriately captioning several pieces of art… enjoy…

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I will call it "booby fish"

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Sorry darlings, I appear to have forgotten my trousers

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The invitation SAID fancy dress!

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Get a load of those melons!

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Get out of that tree, you bellend!

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Matt Lucas presents his cock

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Now I'M the queen, bitches!

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Live on a farm, they said. It'll be fun they said.

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Man finally gets control of his... err... snake

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Outside the Clapham Grand on bsnk holiday Monday

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I don't know what happened. One minute I was walking down the road and the next thing my cock was out

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Stop splashing me, bitch!

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Darling... are you bored with the cat? Because I'm TERRIBLY bored with the cat

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Shoes, you're doing it wrong?