I think we should have known from how last night started what kind of evening it was going to end up being… as Barb, Kelly and I got ready to put on our rockstar costumes, we discovered two unmarked DVDs lying in our doorway. Because we are curious young ladies it was essential that we find out what was on said DVDs. I think we all kind of wished we hadn’t. It turned out to be home made porn starring very unattractive middle-aged people. Cue much hysterical squealing. We still have no idea where it came from but if someone paid for it, they got ripped off!
Seeing everyone dressed up made for some very interesting pairings you would never see in real life. Avril Lavigne making out with Billy-Joe Armstrong? Tina Turner holding hands with Angus Young? Cher on Lenny Kravitz’s lap? Actually that last one probably could happen… The whole crew looked fabulous but special mentions have to go to Barb as Tina Turner, Dawn (who bravely walked down the high street in a leotard) as Cher and the winner, Tino as Alice Cooper.
I got way too much into character and decided I was going to drink like a rockstar leading me to already being mangled by the time Fabio arrived at nine, looking ridiculously gorgeous as Brendon Urie. The drunkenness lead to bad behaviour. My ex was at the party and as he and I can be inclined to do when schmangled, we got a little reacquainted. Poor guy got stuck dealing with my rockstar demands.
When Suburban closed and we all left I promptly sat down on the side of the road and demanded that he bring me food, which he very kindly did. He headed home with me but in the way he and I are inclined to do, we had a massive fight on the side of the road and I stormed off alone. I have absolutely no idea what the fight was about though. Looking back this morning, the whole thing is hilarious.
All in all it was an awesome evening. Thank-you to my wonderful friends for making such an effort with their costumes. These are a few if my favourite snaps from the party.