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MOVIE REVIEW: Venom (2018)

Investigative journalist, Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy) is very serious about his principles and exposing the bad guys. His number one target is Carlton Drake (Riz Ahmed), a scientist with questionable ethics. Unfortunately Eddie is also a bit of a selfish coward and when he goes too far he ends up losing his job and his relationship with Anne (Michelle Williams).

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019)

As my current movie buddy is not quite three yet, he gets to pick the films we actually go and see in the theatre. “Pets 2”, as he calls it, was his latest pick. He was a big fan of the first Secret Life of Pets movie, which was one of the less annoying films he’s been fixated on so I was happy to take him along to the “cimena” to see the sequel.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri (2017)

Seven months after the brutal rape and murder of her daughter, Ebbing resident, Mildred (Frances McDormand) is still waiting for justice to be done. With the local police department ignoring her pleas, she decides to put up three large billboards on the road into the town plunging the whole area into chaos.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

Rebellious young Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) joins a band of outlaws stealing stuff on behalf of an organisation called Red Dawn (sounds like far right organisation). His plan is to get back to his beloved Qi’ra (Emilia Clarke) who he has been separated from by the Empire. Along the way he meets his lifelong companion, Chewbacca (Joonas Suotamo) and his favourite frenemy, Lando Calrissian (Donald Glover) who join him for the adventure.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Knock Down the House (2019)

In most countries around the world it feels like politics is in a worse place than it has been in a long time. On every side of the fence there are questions of corruption and pandering to the highest bidder meaning that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. No country is more under the spotlight when it comes to this inequality than the USA. This documentary looks at four women involved in a grassroots movement trying to ensure that everyday people are represented by those like themselves, rather than a privileged elite.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Black Panther (2018)

The citizens of African nation, Wakanda, have always kept themselves to themselves. With access to the powerful metal, vibranium they have been able to master massive technological advances, while hiding from the rest of the world and protecting their way of life.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Avengers – Infinity War (2018)

With the release of Endgame finally here Mr O and I decided to catch up on all the films leading up to the Avengers grand finale that we missed due to being the parents of a small human. So expect lots of Avengers based reviews… probably full of confusion because they often confuse the fuck out of me.

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018)

After being caught in a passionate embrace with her friend, Coley (Quinn Shepherd), Cameron Post’s (Chloe Grace Moretz) sends her to a reeducation camp for teenagers experiencing SSA (Same Sex Attraction).

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MOVIE REVIEW: Unicorn Store (2019)

After failing out of art college, Kit (Brie Larson) has returned home to live with her parents, Gladys (Joan Cusack) and Gene (Bradley Whitford). She’s depressed and aimless, despite the fact that she and everything she owns is spangled with glitter, rainbows and unicorns. Kit feels like a disappointment to her parents and that no one really understands her art.

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Highwaymen (2019)

At the height of the Depression in 1930’s, bank robbers and lovers Bonnie and Clyde ran riot across America. With law enforcement failing to make much headway in catching them two retired Texas Rangers are brought back into the fold.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Suicide Squad (2016)

I didn’t see Suicide Squad when it came out because I was knee deep in nappies and then the reviews were awful. When it recently arrived on Netflix I thought how bad could it possibly be… I mean maybe it will be fun…

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MOVIE REVIEW: Triple Frontier (2019)

After leaving active service, former US Special Forces Operative, Santiago Garcia (Oscar Isaac), has been acting as a consultant tracking Narcos in Brazil. When he spots the opportunity to take down a kingpin and help himself to his money Garcia decides to bring together his former team to do the job.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)

The pretentious Los Angeles is thrown into tumult when a previously unknown artist’s works come onto the market.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Isn’t it Romantic? (2019)

Junior Architect, Natalie (Rebel Wilson) hates romcoms and isn’t afraid to tell anyone just why she finds them so clichéd, predictable and unrealistic. After all she’s known since she was a child that the kinds of things that happen to girls in romantic comedies don’t happen to girls like her.

Natalie’s belief in herself and her worth is so low that she lets everyone from food cart owners to her colleagues push her around and she’s stuck designing car parks, living in a shit hole and being mistaken for an assistant by her clients.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Roma (2018)

Roma is a semi-autobiographical look at director Alfonso Cuaron’s upbringing in Mexico City’s Roma neighbourhood in the 1970’s. Seen through the eyes of maid, Cleo (Yalitza Aparicio) it tells the story of a middle class family, which starts to fall apart when the father leaves to be with his mistress.

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Breaker Upperers (2018)

Kiwi best mates, Mel (Madeleine Sami) and Jen (Jackie van Beek) have not been successful in love. What they have been successful in is creating a unique business where they’ll break up with your significant other for you for a fee.

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MOVIE REVEW: Abducted in Plain Sight (2017)

They say the truth is stranger than fiction. I can think of no example more apt than the relationship between the Broberg Family and their neighbour Joe Berchtold that is depicted in this Netflix original documentary.

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson (2017)

About five years ago I watched my first episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race and became instantly obsessed with Drag culture. I think the artistry of what female impersonators do is so creative and societally aware in a way that really pushes boundaries while being extremely entertaining. Keen to understand the origins of the culture, I watched Paris is Burning several times. On the most recent viewing Netflix recommended The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson to me. I knew who Marsha was because she is discussed on Drag Race in connection with the Stonewall Riots, which is where the gay liberation movement started.

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MOVIE REVIEW: How to Train Your Dragon – The Hidden World (2019)

If you had told me before I had children that the majority of my cinema trips would be to see animated films, I would have scoffed. Now that Little O is old enough to go to the cinema though, taking him to see something he might enjoy is a lot of fun. Although he doesn’t really get a lot of movie etiquette it’s worth him shouting “this is amazing” at the top of his lungs and letting him eat all my popcorn to see his excitement. Our latest watch was How to Train Your Dragon – The Hidden World… or in Little O’s words “Dragon Movie”.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Contraband (2012)

John Bryce (Mark Wahlberg) used to be a very successful smuggler but he’s turned over a new leaf and is now a security consultant and family man. Unfortunately his brother-in-law, Andy (Caleb Landry Jones) has been carrying on the family business behind John’s back and has crossed, Briggs (Giovanni Ribsi), who is more than a bit of a shit.

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