JUNE STATS: Max Riemelt and the Burkina Faso National Lottery

So it’s the end of the month and we all know what that means… STATS, my monthly delve into how the hell anyone fouind my blog in the first place. (You can check out previous entries here). There’s been no slow down in people looking for masturbation scenes (highlighted in red on all images below) or in people who are looking for Max Riemelt. I think he is having a surge in popularity as he’s starring in the new Netflix seriesย Sense8.ย But now onto other weird shiz…

Why is anyone interested in Ashlee Simpson’s fillings… or is this not related to her teeth and something else much darker? I also don’t think they make special bras for teachers but I will try to find out.

June 1

A bit further down it gets weirder and funnier. I am not sure who the annoying British actress is that’s in everything but I suspect it might be Keira Knigthley. It’s not too hard putting together a Spencer Reid outfit – you just need a pull over and a tie but trying to match his goofy charm would be a lot harder, so god luck.

I don’t know who Bruno Ganz is but I have never posted anything about him being naked not have I posted anything about Eva Green doing real sex scenes. That however is less worrying than the person looking for a body part sticking out of a wood chipper or a thick chick in wellies. Any thoughts on whether they mean thick as in not very intelligent or likes the occasional pie?


And then finally this:


While Burkina Faso does have a National Lottery (I Googled it) if you have received any communications about having won it and you don’t live in Burkina Faso and haven’t bought a ticket I would suggest that you don’t send anyone your bank details…


  1. theipc

    “mark walker drugs” ————————–> YES!!!!!!!!! Greatest search term ever : )

    1. abbiosbiston

      I wonder if these are drugs that you take to be more like Mark Walker?

      1. theipc

        I give my fealty to YOU and do my best to live up to Mark Walker’s pedigree.

        1. abbiosbiston


  2. The Burkina Faso National Lottery is one that I actually have not won.

    1. abbiosbiston

      Well I wish you much luck in the future ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. hahahah! Annoying british actress in everything!!! That’s hilarious

    1. abbiosbiston

      Whoever she is she sure has pissed someone off.

  4. LOL
    “MARK WALKER DRUGS” is a golden one!
    and the body part sticking out of wood chipper is probably related to Fargo
    have you ever written anything relating to it?

    1. abbiosbiston

      I haven’t but I think it might actually be from Tucker and Dale vs Evil.

  5. Still getting interesting search terms I see.

    1. abbiosbiston

      There is never a dull moment in the stats on abbiosbiston.com

  6. great list Abs.

    what’s actually shocking is that among all of those queries, only one was for “abbi where the wild things” ๐Ÿ™‚

    Guess it doesn’t matter how they get to your site, just that they do ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. abbiosbiston

      I actually found that one kind of creepy since I would hardly consider myself to be known.

      1. Guess what? U apparently are! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. Bronwyn

    body part sticking out of wood chipper??!?!!??! wtf?!

    1. abbiosbiston

      Lol… I think it might be related to a movie called Tucker and Dale vs Evil.

  8. Matching Reid would not be a simple task to achieve, uh uh. Ashlee Simpson fillings… why in the fucking world would somebody be looking for her fillings?!

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