I know I am a couple of days late with May’s stats but I had a really busy weekend and I kind of forgot. Once again themes of masturbation are proving popular, particularly when relating to Michael Fassbender (Fernando?). Check out previous months here.
I am hoping De Niro’s monster is in reference to Frankenstein and not anything else. #frankencock And I am sorry to report that there is no nudity of significance in Mad Max, nor is Kristen Stewart a stripper. She plays one in a movie but no boobs… probably because she has none. Also my Matric Dance (Prom) was over 17 years ago, I have no idea what (or how) you should wear but I would suggest that less is more. I can understand the interest in Max Riemelt though. He is hoooooot!
Things don’t actually get really interesting until you go a little lower (ain’t that the truth in life generally). I have no idea why so many people seem to think I have done posts on penis but I haven’t (yet) and there definitely weren’t any on Michael Pitt. I have no idea what széchenyi fürdő legenda is or schmetlag but if anyone one knows please enlighten me. Oh and who is Googling individual blue eyes… creepy.
And then it just keeps getting weirder. I know there are some British actresses that are crap but to generalise like that is just rude, as is putting a petticoat on your husband if he doesn’t want to wear one or keeping a cock as a pet or keeping a cow in a drugstore.