We still continue to welcome all wankers and other occasional perverts – April Stats

It’s the last day of the month and once again we’re digging into what’s going on behind the scenes at Where the Wild Things Are. Like previous months, the art of self abuse is still riding high when it comes to attracting readers to this little corner of the web – highlighted in red. Although the level of interest in the Stoker shower scene is unprecedented and I am not sure Pink ever made a movie about masturbation unless I am misunderstanding certain concepts.

There are definitely some other perverts (highlighted in blue) about since someone is keen on Eva Green in a threesome (which I never posted about) and there are at least three people out there who want fake nude pictures of Mila Kunis. Is this a thing? Are fake ones better than nothing in the absence of real? Eric, is this something you want to weigh in on?

And then we have the utterly weird searches highlighted in green. So here goes… I think wallpapering your house in either cocaine or hashish is unwise. I am not sure if misery bates is some kind of sad wank or about Kathy Bates in the film but neither sound humorous. I don’t know of any films where Mickey Rourke had to do an Irish accent but I doubt he would be any good at it. I don’t know enough about Japanese films to know if covered heads are a big phenomenon. MIB, maybe one for you?

Oh and for the person who wants to know what there is to do in Bournemouth in the winter, the answer is fuckall!

AprilStats

13 Comments

  1. If I may, I think the fake nude Mila Kunis photo is the one from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

    1. Abbi

      You make a good point. There is that topless picture of her on the bar wall, isn’t there?

  2. Still getting dirty search terms eh?

    1. Abbi

      It’s my cross to bear!

      1. At least it gets you a lot of traffic.

  3. Amazing as always! I might’ve had something to do with the Fassbender searches…

    1. Abbi

      And I do not blame you!

  4. 2 people looking for reasons not to vote Ukip haha. I need to check my list.

  5. Mwahahaha! The kinds of search terms that got to my blog are occasionally weird too, but I have to say this is pretty um, specific, ahah.

    1. Abbi

      It’s all my own fault for doing a top ten on masturbation scenes.

  6. Bwahahahaha, you are still getting some gems!

    1. abbiosbiston

      The weirdos cannot resist my blogging goodness!

  7. […] I know I am a couple of days late with May’s stats but I had a really busy weekend and I kind of forgot. Once again themes of masturbation are proving popular, particularly when relating to Michael Fassbender (Fernando?). Check out previous months here. […]

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