It’s the last day of the month and once again we’re digging into what’s going on behind the scenes at Where the Wild Things Are. Like previous months, the art of self abuse is still riding high when it comes to attracting readers to this little corner of the web – highlighted in red. Although the level of interest in the Stoker shower scene is unprecedented and I am not sure Pink ever made a movie about masturbation unless I am misunderstanding certain concepts.
There are definitely some other perverts (highlighted in blue) about since someone is keen on Eva Green in a threesome (which I never posted about) and there are at least three people out there who want fake nude pictures of Mila Kunis. Is this a thing? Are fake ones better than nothing in the absence of real? Eric, is this something you want to weigh in on?
And then we have the utterly weird searches highlighted in green. So here goes… I think wallpapering your house in either cocaine or hashish is unwise. I am not sure if misery bates is some kind of sad wank or about Kathy Bates in the film but neither sound humorous. I don’t know of any films where Mickey Rourke had to do an Irish accent but I doubt he would be any good at it. I don’t know enough about Japanese films to know if covered heads are a big phenomenon. MIB, maybe one for you?
Oh and for the person who wants to know what there is to do in Bournemouth in the winter, the answer is fuckall!