All bloggers occasionally fall into the trap of looking at the search terms that have lead people to the little corner of the internet that they call home. Recently I have fallen into the same trap.
It turns out that my blog is pretty popular with wankers (see red underlined terms)… probably my own fault because of this post. So I’d just like to say welcome to all masturbation fans. Please bring your own tissues. I apologise for the lack of gifs and videos but we keep it classy here.
There is some other very weird stuff going on here too (see blue underlined items). To all of you I apologise because there’s a pretty good chance you didn’t find what you were looking for here because I don’t recall ever doing any posts on Patrick Stump’s penis, (non-existent) connections between Nazi’s, Gogol Bordello and mustaches or Tom Cruise t-shirts. Good luck on your future endeavours.