O M fucking G. I’ve only gone and won Shitfest Summer 14! For those who don’t know, Shitfest is a quarterly contest run by Eric at the IPC, where movie bloggers review the worst of the worst films. At the end of the contest reviews are open for votes and the one with the most votes wins. This was my first ever Shitfest so I cannot believe my shitty review of Eat Pray Love actually took the grand prize out of so many awesome reviews! Thank-you to everyone who voted for me. I love you all. This is better than the Oscars! Read the original post for more info and links to reviews. I need to have a lie down after so much excitement!
The lovely and magnificent Abigail has entered The Octagon and come out victorious, hauling the heads of her victims in a blood soaked burlap sack over her shoulder. She joins the previous three Glorious and Most Impressive Shitfestonians as The One Who Survived which you can read about at the link below or use your eyeballs to marvel at some pictures below that : )
My people will now begin negotiations with her people to determine the reward. Will she take a cash payout or will I slip into my basement and work my black magicks, casting and forging the souls of the innocents into a circular object capable of DESTROYING EVERYTHING YOU HOLD HOLY AND SACRED!!!!!!!????
We shall see – but for now: