A Trip to the Tate Britain

This Easter weekend Mr Osbiston’s family came to stay with us, which is always loads of fun. We were expecting really good weather on Sunday and so we planned to visit Kew Garden to see all the lovely spring flowers… but then it poured and we had to quickly come up with a new plan. That’s where a trip to The Tate Britain, which houses 500 years of British art came in.

I really enjoy art but I find it hard to take anything seriously, which is how I ended up photographing in inappropriately captioning several pieces of art… enjoy…


I will call it "booby fish"


Sorry darlings, I appear to have forgotten my trousers


The invitation SAID fancy dress!


Get a load of those melons!


Get out of that tree, you bellend!


Matt Lucas presents his cock


Now I'M the queen, bitches!


Live on a farm, they said. It'll be fun they said.


Man finally gets control of his... err... snake


Outside the Clapham Grand on bsnk holiday Monday


I don't know what happened. One minute I was walking down the road and the next thing my cock was out


Stop splashing me, bitch!


Darling... are you bored with the cat? Because I'm TERRIBLY bored with the cat


Shoes, you're doing it wrong?


  1. whatbliss

    This is great! I wish I would have thought of it!

    1. Abbi

      You should totally do your own version. I’d love to see it.

  2. LOL!

    “I don’t know what happened. One minute I was walking down the road and the next thing my cock was out”
    Story of my life.

    OK no, but that was hilarious. Definitely my favorite 🙂

    1. Abbi

      I’m glad it made you laugh. I am useless in any scenario where I’m being forced to take things seriously.

  3. Loved this post. I have always wanted to go to the Tate and your comments they were hilariously. Oh woops my pants fell off. hahaha

    1. Abbi

      I find it hard to take anything too seriously so I couldn’t resist adding my own interpretation. It’s an absolutely beautiful museum though and if you get the chance I would highly recommend it… and like all London museums general entrance is free. You only pay for special exhibitions.

      1. That’s awesome nothing is free over here in the US!

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