I don’t normally do anything TV related but the Top 1o Movie Crushes has now spawned Top 10 TV crushes, which are starting to do the rounds and I’m expecting to see posts from Table 9 Mutant, Samantha at Sci-Fi Drama Queen and Mikey at Screenkicker along with post that Zoë has already done over at The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger. I didn’t want to be left out… so these are mine. Apparently I mostly like angry sociopaths…
Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: Haunted House
Played by: Evan Peters
Typical or atypical crush: Well Zoë fancies him too so probably a little typical
What makes him hot?: He’s so incredibly intense and dark
“Tate Langdon: What do you want?
Violet Harmon: What I wanted was you.
Tate Langdon: You told me to go away.
Violet Harmon: Yeah, but I never said goodbye.!”
Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Played by: James Marsters
Typical or atypical crush: Atypical
What makes him hot?: His wit and the black nailpolish
“Spike: I love you.
Buffy: Oh, my god.
Spike: Hey, no, look at me. I… love you. You’re all I bloody think about. Dream about. You’re in my gut… my throat… I’m drowning in you, Summers, I’m drowning in you.”
Spencer Reid in Criminal Minds
Played by: Matthew Grey Gubler
Typical or atypical: Well he’s really geeky so maybe atypical
What makes him hot?: He’s so smart and he clearly needs someone to make him a sandwich
“Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think it’s weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle Greenaway: Reid, I don’t know how you know half the stuff you know, but I’m glad you do.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think that’s why I can’t get a date?
Elle Greenaway: Have you ever asked anyone?
[Reid shifts his eyes]
Elle Greenaway: That’s why you can’t get a date.“
Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock
Played by: Benedict Cumberbatch
Typical or atypical crush: Should be atypical but everyone fancies the Cumberbandit
What makes him hot?: The smart and the hair and the voice
“Dr. John Watson: [Sherlock is wrapped in his sheets] Are you wearing any pants?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
Dr. John Watson: [they look at each other, then giggle] At Buckingham Palace!“
Luke in Skins
Played by: Joe Cole
Typical or atypical crush: Luke is a minor minor character who only really appears in one full episode and he’s properly evil so I’m going to go atypical
What makes him hot?: He’s really hardcore and dangerous and he has this epic confidence. He reminds be of several wrong boys I fell in love with when I was young and stupid.
“Luke: You make my brain cum, my heart jump, and my prick hard.”
Steven Hyde in That 70’s Show
Played by: Danny Masterson
Typical or atypical crush: Atypical
What makes him hot: His self-deprecating wit and he has that bad boy slacker thing going on
“Steven Hyde: Eric, I’ve been thinking about your problem with Donna. After hours of careful consideration, it still makes me laugh.“
Jon Snow in Game of Thrones
Played by: Kit Harington
Typical or atypical crush: Typical
What makes him hot?: He’s all intense and brooding and you know he’s made a vow of celibacy so forbidden fruit and all that
“Jon Snow: Ygritte, you won’t win. I know your people are brave, no one denies that.
Ygritte: You know nothing, Jon…
Jon Snow: Six times in last thousand years a King Beyond the Wall has attacked the Kingdoms. Six times they failed.
Ygritte: And how do you know that?
Jon Snow: Every boy in the North knows it. We grow up learning it. Where the battles were fought. The names of the heroes. Who died where. Six times you’ve invaded and six times you’ve failed. The seventh will be the same.
Ygritte: Mance is different.
Jon Snow: You don’t have the discipline. You don’t have the training. You’re army is no army. You don’t know how to fight together.
Ygritte: You don’t know that.
Jon Snow: I do. I know it. If you attack the Wall, you’ll die. All of you.
Ygritte: All of us. You’re mine as I’m yours. If we die, we die. But first, we’ll live.
Jon Snow: Yes, first we’ll live.“
The Tenth Doctor in Doctor Who
Played by: David Tennant
Typical or atypical crush: Ten is definitely the obviously sexy one
What makes him hot?: Ten is quite crazy and silly but he’s also capable of being seriously tough when needed and he has such a big heart
“The Doctor: …With Martha, like I said, it got… complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate.
Donna: You just want to mate?!
The Doctor: I just want a mate!
Donna: You’re not mating with me, sunshine!
The Doctor: A mate! I want a mate!
Donna: Well, just as well, cos I’m not having any of that nonsense! You’re just a long streak of nothing!“
The Ninth Doctor in Doctor Who
Played by: Christopher Eccleston
Typical or atypical crush: Atypical. As the shortest running doctor Nine is often completely overshadowed by Ten
What makes him hot?: There are oceans of pain behind those eyes and he’s a bit of a rebel
“Rose: If you are an alien, how come you sound like you’re from the north?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a north! “
Eric Northman in True Blood
Played by: Alexander Skarsgård
Typical or atypical crush: Obviously typical, look at him
What makes him hot: Apart from those redonkuolous Skandi cheekbones and the washboard stomach it’s also his power, strength and brutality and the revelation that there might actually be a gentle soul under all that rage
“Eric Northman: Perhaps I’ll grow on you
Sookie Stackhouse: I’d prefer cancer “