My top 10 Christmas Movies

The kind of thing that normally makes a Christmas movie good – a moral, a happy ending, the feelgood factor – are not really the kind of things I normally like from a film, which means that my list of festive favourites is probably quite off the beaten track compared to most people’s and also missing a few supposed classics, but I have decided to have a go anyway and there are some in there that are more traditional holiday fare so I hope you enjoy them.

the_nightmare_before_christmas_4The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Starring (voices): Danny Elfman, Chris Sarandon, Catherine O’Hara
The gist: The king of Halloween decides he’s going to have a go at running Christmas his own way, kidnaps Santa and takes over but things soon go very wrong because he totally doesn’t get it.
The Christmas moral: Be yourself, stick to what you’re good at and don’t be too proud to admit defeat.
“Jack Skellington: [singing] And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
[in a deeper tone]
Jack Skellington: And they call him, Sandy… Clawssss…!

Picture-5Love Actually (2003)
Starring: Colin Firth, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy (and about 40 other people)
The gist: The lives of several Londoners all come together in the weeks before Christmas
The Christmas moral: There are opportunities for love everywhere… but sometimes life sucks and you have to take the rough with the smooth.
“[At the altar, just before Peter is married]
Peter: No surprises?
Mark: No surprises.
Peter: Not like the stag night?
Mark: Unlike the stag night.
Peter: Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
Mark: I do.
Peter: And it would have been much better if they’d not turned out to be men?
Mark: That is true.

justfriends_07Just Friends (2005)
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart, Anna Faris
The gist: A slick businessman who was once a fat, geeky teenager returns home for Christmas after years away and tries to reconnect with the girl he was in love with in high school.
The Christmas moral: Don’t be a bellend
“Chris: What about Sheila? You making any headway?
Ray: We’ll see. I’m taking her to lunch today.
Chris: Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don’t – don’t do that. Okay? Don’t do lunch.
Ray: Why?
Chris: That’s like the express lane to the friend zone.
Ray: What the hell’s the friend zone?
Chris: See when a girl decides that you’re her friend, you’re no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Ray: I don’t want to be a lamp.
Chris: Yea well then don’t be her friend, okay? Take that guy for example…
[points to a clumsy guy and a gorgeous girl skating together]
Ray: You mean that couple?
Chris: No, I mean the guy that *wishes* they were a couple.
Ray: What is your point?
Chris: My point is – Call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. Move your day date to tonight. Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. ‘Cause friends don’t kiss.

its-a-wonderful-life-3It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
Starring: James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore
The gist: After his life doesn’t turn out quite like he planned, George Bailey wishes he had never been born so an angel shows him what life would have been like if he hadn’t.
The Christmas moral: You are more important to your family and community than you think you are.
“Clarence: Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?”

in-bruges-2008--07In Bruges (2008)
Starring: Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Colin Farrell
The gist: When a job goes wrong two hitmen hide out in Bruges at Christmas waiting for instructions from their ruthless boss.
“Harry: [about Ray] So he’s having a really nice time?
Ken: Well, I’m having a really nice time. I’m not sure it’s really his cup of tea.
Harry: [after a long pause] What?
Ken: You know, I’m not sure it’s really his thing.
Harry: What do you mean it’s not really his thing? What’s that supposed to mean? It’s not really his thing. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Ken: Nothing, Harry.
Harry: It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s fucking thing?
home-aloneHome Alone (1990)
Starring: Macauley Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern
The gist: The McCallister family accidentally leave eight year old Kevin at home when they set off for a Christmas vacation and he has to protect their home from intruders.
The Christmas moral: Kids are more resourceful than you think
“Kevin McCallister: Everyone in this family *hates* me!
Kate McCallister: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin McCallister: I don’t want another family. I don’t want any family. Families suck!
Kate McCallister: Just stay up there. I don’t want to see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin McCallister: *I* don’t want to see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don’t want to see anybody else either.
Kate McCallister: [softly] I hope you don’t mean that. You’d feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn’t have a family.
Kevin McCallister: No, I wouldn’t.
Kate McCallister: Then say it again. Maybe it will happen.
Kevin McCallister: I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!

elf_d95-18fElf (2003)
Starring: Will Ferrell, James Caan, Zooey Deschanel
The gist: A man raised as an elf leaves the North Pole in an attempt to find his real family.
The Christmas moral: Never forget your roots
“Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Jovie: No way.
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Jovie: Thanks, but I don’t sing.
Buddy: Oh, well, it’s just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.
Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There’s no difference.
Jovie: Actually, there’s a BIG difference.
Buddy: No there’s not. Wait…
[Starts singing loud and off-key]
Buddy: I’m singing/I’m in a store/and I’m siiiiiingiiiiing!/I’m in a store/and I’m siiiiiingiiiiing!
Gimbel’s Manager: HEY! There’s no singin’ in the North Pole!
Buddy: Yes there is!
Gimbel’s Manager: No there’s not!
Buddy: We sing all the time!
Gimbel’s Manager: No you don’t!
Buddy: Especially when we build toys!
[Back to Jovie]
Buddy: See?

brazil-jpg_105133Brazil (1985)
Starring: Jonathan Pryce, Kim Greist, Robert De Niro
The gist: In a dystopian future a bureaucrat gets sucked into a relentless and unforgiving government machine.
The Christmas moral: Big brother is watching
“Santa Claus: What would you like for Christmas?
Little girl on his lap: My own credit card.”

BadSanta-Still2Bad Santa (2003)
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Bernie Mac, Lauren Graham
The gist: Conman, Willie,Β  and his partner, Marcus pose as Santa and an elfΒ  in an attempt to rob a department store but things get complicated when Willie befriends a strange kid who thinks he is the real Santa.
The Christmas moral: Even the most jaded person is capable of connecting with someone.
“Woman in Food Court: Look who’s here! It’s Santa! Tell Santa what you want for Christmas!
Willie: [yelling] I’m on my fucking lunch break, OK?
Woman in Food Court: The manager’s going to hear about this.
Willie: You think you’re a threat? You think you can make my fucking life any worse? Go ahead, take a shot!

14060503_oriBatman Returns (1992)
Starring: Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer
The gist: Batman has to defend Gotham City at Christmas when the deformed Penguin in cahoots with a corrupt businessman tries to take over the city.
The Christmas moral: Stay out of the sewers
“[Shreck shoots Batman]
Selina Kyle: You killed me… The Penguin killed me… Batman killed me… that’s… three lives down. You got enough in there to finish me off?
Maximillian ‘Max’ Shreck: One way to find out.
[Shreck fires two shots at Catwoman]
Selina Kyle: Four… Five…
[cracks her whip]
Selina Kyle: Still alive!
[Shreck fires two more]
Selina Kyle: Six… Seven… All good girls go to heaven…
[now within reach of Shreck; he pulls the trigger, but there are no bullets left; she laughs hysterically]
Selina Kyle: Two lives left. I think I’ll save one for next Christmas. But in the meantime, how about a kiss Santi-Claus?
[grabs ahold of a power cable and moves towards Shreck with a stun gun and a kiss]

24 Comments

  1. Nice list Abbi. Home Alone is always the one that does it for me. I think it captures the whole Christmas atmosphere to perfection.

    1. Abbi

      It kind of finds that perfect line between being a really silly kids film and still being very enjoyable for adults.

  2. Nice list. You certainly have a number of titles many others would have, as well (Home Alone; Love Actually; Elf; It’s a Wonderful Life; etc).

    And some other titles a lot of lists wouldn’t include, which just makes for interesting reading. πŸ™‚

    1. Abbi

      Thanks! I like to veer a little off the beaten track πŸ˜‰

  3. Batman Returns! Yes! And I never really thought of In Bruges as a Christmas movie but I suppose it is!

    1. theipc

      I was just going to say the same thing about In Bruges. I like that movie a lot!

      1. Abbi

        It’s a great movie. I particularly love Ralph Fiennes’ character in it. It’s one of my favourite performances of his.

        1. theipc

          I completely agree!

      2. In Bruges is great. Like The Godfather. πŸ˜‰

        1. theipc

          Are you 100% on that??? 100%????

          In Bruges was pretty fucking fantastic. The Godfather… notsomuch…..The Godfather was a boring ten hour epic where people talked CONSTANTLY and waved their hands in the air. Oh – and some people got shot.

          YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!

          1. Lol! You’re hopeless. But I like you anyway. ; )

            1. theipc

              Because…….. YOU ROCK!!

    2. Abbi

      I figure anything set at Christmas is a Christmas movie! (That’s my story and I am sticking to it).

  4. Great list! I love Love Actually and can watch it year round! Elf is fun and so is Home Alone….now we are into more of the little kiddie movies πŸ™‚

    1. Abbi

      As cheesy as Love Actually is, it’s definitely a favourite… partly because I actually live on the dodgy end of Wandsworth!

  5. Home alone reminds me so much of my childhood. Great list. I need to see In Bruges.

    1. Abbi

      Me too! In Bruges is really good. I would highly recommend it.

  6. Fantastic picks, Abbi! So glad to see Just Friends on here, as Anna Faris is just HILARIOUS in that one!

    1. Abbi

      I know it hasn’t gotten a lot of love but I think it’s so funny!!

      1. Forgiveness, it’s more than saying sorry!

  7. Love how you’ve chosen some that aren’t immediately thought of as Christmas movies. πŸ™‚ Like all these. Well, maybe don’t love Love Actually. πŸ˜‰ Not seen Just Friends.

    1. Abbi

      Thanks! It’s actually surprising how many movies are set at Christmas that you don’t even think of. I’ve seen quite a few negative reviews of Love Actually over the festive period and I can definitely see where people are coming from. I think because I first saw it at a much less critical time of my life I am forgiving of it in a way I probably wouldn’t be if I first saw it now. Just Friends is really quite silly and crude but it cracks me up.

  8. Another great list πŸ™‚ I love Love Actually, my favourite couple are Hugh Grant and Martine McCutcheon, they just seem so cute together. I also love Just Friends, Anna Faris is her usual hilarious self and I’d watch Ryan Reynolds read out the phonebook. I have to admit that I haven’t seen The Nightmare Before Christmas so I really need to add it to my LoveFilm list πŸ™‚

    1. Abbi

      Thanks! Nightmare Before Christmas is really special. I would highly recommend it. I think my favourite love actually couple are the two played by Martin Freeman and Joanna Page.

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